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Written by Copyright 2007, Kanvas All rights reserved
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Thursday, 07 June 2007 |
 NUEVO BEDAGUATAFORD, MA - Disguised as a simple monetary slap-on-the-wrist fine, illegal aliens may be able to saunter back to their country of origin, pay a $5,000 dollar fine and sashay back into the United State as legal as Guatemalan Corn Cakes. (Apple Pie is sooo last generation). Since this new invasion of illegals will completely bankrupt what is left of the United States, the government might as well try to recoup some of the money. Instead of a simple fine, we offer illegals a chance at citizenship by competing for it on Ebay. Never mind legal or illegal. If you can win citizenship with big bucks then just make immigration as easy a trip to any Internet Cafe.
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