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Apr 02 2007
Crystal Balls Tell All Print E-mail
Written by Copyright 2007, Kanvas; All Rights Reserved   
Monday, 02 April 2007
ImageNEW BEDFORD, MA - 2007 was a great year for great ideas on how to bring in new tourist dollars to New Bedford. We had two high speed ferries and a bunch of high interest projects ready to be financed and completed. Mayor Lang and Matt Morressy both appeared to have a good grasp of New Bedford's crystal balls and they liked what they saw. But of course most of what they saw only happened if Congressman Frank was willing to open the Golden Purse of Kiss My A$$. The good Congressman reached under his desk, pulled out his own crystal balls, gave them a good rub and unfortunately saw a different vision. Looking further into the future he saw great ideas gone bad because no one thought to convince people from outside New Bedford that New Bedford really isn't a scary dangerous place. Rubbing his crystal balls even more furiously, Congressman Frank came to see even further into future; to 2038. Unable, to come up with a reason beyond ancient whale slaughter, New Bedford tried to attract tourists to her old run down mills, much like Pennsylvania takes tourists on tours of closed coal mines. Congressman Frank thought long and hard. Maybe we should build that New Fenway Park.
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